Summer Doubles standings as of 18 June
Name Points
Being Compiled.... I'll put some up when Scott Knapp gets them to me... Asking me will not get them to me any faster... Ask HIM!!!
What if we got Tom Cruise and Jack for our next Tourney???
It Might go a lil like this...
Tournament
Director (Jack): You want a player’s package?
Bagger (Cruise): I think I'm entitled to a disc.
TD: You want a Tee Shirt?
Bagger: I
want a DISC!
TD: You can't handle the Discatcher! Bagger, we live in a world that
has OB's. And those OB's have to be guarded by Tournament Directors.
Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Moe Knapp? I have a greater rolling
backhand than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Robert Leonard
and you curse the other Pros. You have that in your bag. You have
the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Jay Clarks Bogie
on #3,
while tragic, probably saved a back up on #2. And my Triple Circle
7, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, keeps me in the Rec
division...You don't want an hour for lunch. Because deep down, on
Tee Pads, waiting for the group ahead to finish, you don't talk
about it at parties, you want me at the OB. You need me on that
hazard. We use words like Hyzer, Thumber, PDGA...we use these
words as the backbone to a life spent looking for a Champion
Wraith.. You use 'em as a punchline. I have neither the Distance nor
the anhyzer to explain myself to a Bagger who rises and sleeps under
a rain suit and umbrella that I provide during rainy days, then
questions the lunch which I provide! I'd rather you just said "I got
a birdie" and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up an
innova bag and stand on the "Top Card". Either way, I don't give a
damn what you think you're entitled to!
Bagger: Did you order the "Wizard" putter in red?
TD: (quietly) I only play innova discs.
Bagger: Did you it order it in RED!
TD: You're goddamn right I ordered from Gateway!!!
